On any date, I’ll be most relaxed and best able to give you my full attention once logistics are taken care of at the start of our time together.

If the first portion of our date is in public, please give me the cash balance of your total in a card, gift bag, book, or other discreet surprise without me having to ask. I will then excuse myself to the bathroom to be sure we're good to go.

If you are hosting, leave my consideration in an unsealed envelope the bathroom, where I will excuse myself to quickly freshen up.

If I am hosting, I will offer you a shower upon your arrival at my hotel room. Please leave my concealed consideration on a surface outside the bathroom before thoroughly availing yourself of the hygiene products provided.

Should you wish to go above and beyond, gifts and tips make my heart flutter.

I have high standards to which I prepare myself for each date, and the same effort is appreciated in return!

If I am coming to you, I expect you will be thoroughly clean and fresh for me upon my arrival.

If I am hosting, I will offer you a shower upon your arrival at my hotel room. It doesn't need to be long, but it should be sudsy! Please leave my concealed consideration on a surface outside the bathroom before thoroughly availing yourself of the hygiene products provided.

TLDR: the sooner you complete screening, the sooner we can meet, and it costs more to book last-minute.

I am a busy person with a full life, as I’m sure are you, so last-minute availability is rare. There is also safety screening protocol that must be completedbefore I can agree to spend time together. This process cannot necessarily be done at the last minute, so planning ahead is best.

I ask for a $1000 rush fee to accommodate all last-minute requests. Asking if I’m free tomorrow with no further information does not count as planning ahead and will still incur this fee the next day. I value communication—please let me know what you are thinking.

If we have met before, you have the best chance. Feel free to reach out with six or more hours’ notice for a same-day appointment with rush fee.

Submit your info for pre-screening before the day-of if you anticipate making short-notice requests. Rush fees still apply to requests for within 24 hours, and availability is not guaranteed.

If you’re truly flying on a whim, be sure to include your name, phone number, and references or LinkedIn/work ID on your booking form to get the ball rolling.

While I do not enjoy touring in the traditional sense, I do love to travel and visiting new locations! Touring does not feed my soul, so flying me to you is the best way to get us together, however far apart. Click here to see FMTY details.

At home, I split my time between New York, Boston, and Providence, and can be flexible when scheduling visits to each. Don't wait for a tour announcement to see me in these places, nearby, or anywhere else! Simply fill out my booking form to let me know when and where is best for you.

I am passport-ready to go international with as little as 36-hours’ notice, so our options are truly limitless. I particularly enjoy oceans, deserts, and anywhere that has amazing food, so FMTYs are some of my favorite opportunities to explore together. Bali was my favorite trip in 2023; what will top the list this year?

If I do have availability in another location, I will announce it both on my Twitter and blog updates. Please sign up for my newsletter at the bottom of the page to get these updates in your inbox and stay involved with my goings-on, local and otherwise 💌

Of course! I have some exquisite friends with whom I'd be happy to share our time. Making this happen requires proper notice, so please plan ahead.

Am I part of your doubles fantasy dream team with someone new to me? Let’s make it happen! Please share the ad or website of whomever you have in mind.

Either way, rate-matching to the highest of those present is standard practice, unless a special threesome (or even foursome!) rate has been announced,

Yes, please! Couple dates have a special place in my heart 🥰

Please add an additional $500.

To be sure we all enjoy ourselves, I do prefer to speak with each partner individually sometime before our first date.

Absolutely and with great pleasure!

I am a bit of a sexual free spirit, so gender presentation and genitalia do not cross my mind while spending time together unless it involves making you feel good. I have dated queer, trans, and non-binary people in my personal life, so I hope my excitement and lack of judgement in “unconventional” intimate situations can be a source of comfort and arousal.

If you are a fellow provider curious but hesitant to hire a companion yourself, I've got you. Just wave your magic Hitachi wand and tell me what you want! Let's chill and allow me to lend an experienced hand to whatever desires you need met: physical, spiritual, or otherwise.

Those who identify as one of the above may request a 15% discount on dates.

I shave my legs and get regular underarm and Brazilian waxes, all of which mean the baby hairs need to grow back in a bit. If stubble really bothers you, just as it bothers my sensitive skin to shave, I’d be happy to discuss you covering laser hair removal for some areas.

I always leave a well-trimmed triangle when waxing down below. More of my clients appreciate a cute little bush than don’t! Eliminating this can be arranged with an extra fee for extended dates.

Now that you mention it, I also appreciate a tamed landscape down there. Thanks for asking 😉

No, I do not participate in review culture, as I do not believe such forums support my values of discretion and honesty. My existence can be confirmed via X/Twitter and all the effort I put into this website you're reading! I am also willing to have a phone call after receiving your deposit to put your mind at ease while ensuring my time is not wasted.

Oh, the possibilities are endless for an adventurous soul like mine!

I made a list of date ideas here to give you a taste of what I like, and what really turns me on is getting a sense of YOU based on what you plan for us. If there is food involved, I will be quite content, but since you asked:

Dream Date Bucket List

• Locations:

  • Paris and Brittany, France

  • Buenos Aires

  • Croatia, European beaches

  • East Asia, especially Japan and Singapore

  • Seeing wildlife and glaciers on an Alaskan cruise

  • American National Parks

• Black tie gala

• Sailing and sunning on the deck of a gorgeous vessel

• The TONY Awards

• Helicopter ride to an exclusive rendezvous

• Opening night of the season at the Metropolitan Opera House or La Scala

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